Post by jmont on Oct 17, 2022 20:39:09 GMT -5
[Charity is a way to raise money for those in need as well as giving some voluntary help to those in need. There are so many charities today, it's hard to keep up with them but some of the most followed one's around today are the American Red Cross, St Jude’s Children’s Research, World Wildlife Fund, Save the Children, to name a few. But they are all very important in their own way. Charity is important because it brings people together who care about a cause so that they can make a difference.]
[And that is what we are doing with the Tara Fenix Charity Event. Helping others in any way we can and putting on a great show at the same time. Last year's show was on a cruise ship, but this time around, we will be in Waikiki, Hawaii where they had a custom built arena just for this special show that has a hotel attached to it as well. Let’s just say, it's going to be an event you don't want to miss.]
[Everyone involved is picking different charities to make people aware of what is going on today in the world. There will be a lot of great causes to help out so instead of just picking 1 charity, J Mont will be fighting for everyone’s charity that is represented and when the show is over, a donation will be made to each and every one of them involved in this charity event. Some people may think J Mont is trying to get some more attention on himself, but the truth is, there is a big heart under all that talk and fighting. J Mont really cares about things and the people that know him know that he has been donating money and rebuilding schools over the past 20 years. J Mont has no reason to brag about it because it's for a good cause. J Mont is not one of those guys who does things just to get his name out there. So, when the charity event starts, J Mont is going to put on a show for everyone and not leave anything out to dry. This charity event holds a special place in his heart, and J Mont will make up for not being able to attend last year on the cruise ship. From this point forward, whenever Tara Fenix has a charity event, J Mont will be there with his checkbook to show support.]
[And speaking of a checkbook, you can hear J Mont at his home talking to Mia about some of the plans for their big wedding.]
J Mont: I'm getting the custom tuxedos from Italy like I told you. You can get your dresses from wherever you want. I can fly in someone from across the world, if that is what you want.
Mia: I just want you to slow down a little and let's get a little organization here.
J Mont: I am one of the most organized people in this world babe. What are you talking about?
Mia: Is that why you have on a red sock and a black sock?
[J Mont looks down at his ankles and notices the mismatched socks. Thankfully, he has on matching Jordan sneakers, so it wasn't a total mess up.]
J Mont: You're the one that handles the laundry, so I just grabbed something out of the draw real quick. So, I'm putting the blame on you.
Mia: You can blame whoever you want too, but you're the one that messed up, not me. And speaking of messing up, are you really going to Hawaii without me?
J Mont: Babes, we cannot have the baby on a plane at her early age and I don't feel comfortable just yet leaving her with anyone for more than a few hours to a night.
Mia: You just wanna have fun without me. As a matter of fact, I have heard through the grapevine that you have been checking out Jennie when you go to the Velvet Rabbit.
J Mont: Let me guess…….Atara sent you a text?
Mia: She is just looking out for me and you know she is in the wedding right? And how are you going to send her an invitation without a plus one?
J Mont: So, i guess i need to wear some tinted glasses inside the Velvet Rabbit now so people dont start some stupid ass rumors. And why in the hell would I want James Raven there? He’s the asshole that has it out for me and can't stand I'm the man in his own company.
Mia: Atara wont come without James.
J Mont: You know, I'm not happy about this. He wants to come so he can fuck things up at the wedding or the reception. I know Raven. We are in the midst of a war, and he sees this as a great time to attack.
Mia: You're always at war with someone. This is OUR big day. It’s a day where you put all your bull shit behind you and forget about all the problems you have and FOCUS on US.
J Mont: I hear everything you are saying, but I really need to think about this Plus 1 for Atty. Maybe I can put Atara Raven plus 1 but no James Raven.
Mia: I got a better idea. You won't be getting any of this ass until you stop this nonsense, and tell Atty that James can come to the wedding.
[J Mont looks up at the ceiling, shaking his head. He cannot believe Mia just said that. There is no way she can go all the way to the wedding day with no sex. Or can she? J Mont might have been saved by the ring as his phone goes off.]
J Mont: What up? Ok, sounds good to me. I can fit a bunch of people on the private jet if we want to go that route. [Another pause as the other person on the other side of the phone is speaking without anyone but J Mont hearing it.] Aight, ill see you at the Rabbit tonight, so we can finalize everything.
Mia: And who is going with you?
J Mont: Just some friends from the show.
Mia: If I find out any ladies are on that JET of OURS, not yours but OURS, you're going to regret that decision.
J Mont: Where is all this hostility coming from now?
Mia: I just find it funny that you are trying to keep me from talking with Atara, don't want James around, don't want me to go to Hawaii with you, all these trips to the Rabbit and to top it off, you love to make sure your booked on all of these shows world wide.
J Mont: Do you hear yourself? If i didn't do any of that, we would be living in a Motel 6, where they won't leave the light on for us because we wouldn't be able to afford the room. I'm doing all of this for the FAMILY. For you and Baby G Mont. I have been loyal and faithful to you. All I ever do with everyone is tell them how in love I am with you and gloat about it. You really need to settle down and not listen to the paparazzi and especially Atara.
Mia: Im grabbing Baby G Mont, and going to Vhodka’s house. We have plans today and she wanted to see the baby.
J Mont: Tell her and Vin i said hi too please.
Mia: Maybe when you're not so busy, we can make plans to all go out together, but let me know when you can be there Mr Busy or should i say, Mr I Think I am the Ladies Man.
J Mont: It has to be that time of the month. There is no other explanation for that outburst, unless these girls are starting to get into her head. But I gotta stay on the path. There is a lot going on right now and I can't let people try to bring me and my family down. I gotta defend my IIW International Championship against whatever douchebag they find to face me. Then I know Charlie and the PWE are gonna do whatever they can to make sure i lose this Impulse Championship. They tried the last show, but that backfired on them. And then in the WGWF, I am back in the Main Event in back to back shows. I already dumped Mac Bane but I guess he didn't get enough as him, Fred Debonair and John Cable are coming for me. I'm sure this has James Raven written all over it. And I'm still in contention in the WSOW for my boy Denzel. And before all of that happens, I need to make sure i dont forget about the Tara Fenix Charity Event. I know i haven't mentioned it a lot but that's because i have so much going on, but it’s on my list of things i need to FOCUS on now and address.
J Mont: Daddy’s little girl.
Mia: She might be, but she looks like me.
J Mont: I'm already preparing for her to go to an All Girl School because if she grows up to look like you, I'm gonna end up in jail.
Mia: Again?
J Mont: The past is in the past babe.
Mia: Yeah, but you still have your past around and that's not a good thing. You have a daughter now. You need to stop this life you still like to live in.
J Mont: Once again, where is this all coming from?
Mia: We are getting out of here. I love you but think about what I said.
J Mont: 2nd time in less than an hour she walked out on me. I never had a woman in my life ever do that to me. Especially in a bedroom. Usually, they wanna rip off my button down shirt, unbuckle my belt and rip my pants off. But she just gave me a kiss on the cheek and left. I swear, people need to stay out of OUR lives and worry about their own. Especially Atara.
J Mont: But the fun is going to be over because I have WORK to do when I'm there as well. This is not just a pleasure trip. This is about helping all the charity’s and putting on a show that everyone will talk about for years to come. I'm going to make sure when they have a Tara Fenix Event Number 3, I'm going to be the first person they have to call to be on the show. That’s the lasting impression I'm going to leave in and out of the ring. Out of the ring, I'm going to do my part to help all of the charities. In the ring, I'm going to keep showing the world just why J MONT is back on top of the mountain and a man on a mission. And the mission is not impossible this week. The mission just continues as I have to face some woman.
J Mont: I think it's that blonde girl Cher from the Movie Clueless. NO! NO! It’s Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210. Wait, it’s Kelly Bundy from Married with Children. Shit, I think it's Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. Or better yet. [J Mont raises his voice a little.] DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!! Oh wait, Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place. Man, that's not it either. Who the fuck am i facing at this charity event? [Another slight pause.] I got it! Sabrina the Teenage Witch. No, that's a Halloween costume I saw. Damn, my memory is off today. I gotta thank Crazy Cousin Giuseppe for getting me high as a kite last night. Now I can't even remember who I am fighting in Hawaii. Think Joe, think……….TOPANGA…..YES!!!!
J Mont: And if she does find her way to Hawaii, then she is waiting for the man that is running the wrestling world right now. The man that does his homework on anyone trying to get in his way to the top. And I got an assignment for you Victoria. You are 5’10 145 pounds. I am 6’5 255 pounds. What is the difference in size here? It doesn't really matter what answer you give. You could give the right answer and it's still going to be wrong because you have no SHOT when you step into the ring with me. I'm going to be a problem that you cannot SOLVE. You can get a tutor or stay late to study, but you're still gonna FAIL. And don't go crying to your daddy Matt Knox either. Because if he comes at me for taking out the girl next door, then he too will get a JKO sending him back to Ontario.
J Mont: Now I'm not underestimating Victoria because she is a female. As a matter of fact, one of my best fights in my history was against Vhodka Black. 60 minutes of hell and yes I may have lost but that fight brought us closer together whereas today she is one of my best friends and the godmother to Baby G Mont. But for you Victoria, you won't have the same fate as Vhodka. I'm going to make quick work of you. I'm not getting paid by the hour and there is plenty for me to do in Hawaii before I head back to NYC. So, the plan is quite simple. Get the job done quickly like how James Raven is in bed. I think Raven is doing the remake of Missy Elliott’s song, Minuteman.
J Mont: Focus back to Victoria because this has nothing to do with Raven right now. But no doubt, they are both JUST A GIRL! And for Victoria, she is going down. Down in a blaze of glory. Maybe after that I can treat her like a dog. Down HO! I know she is not ready for all of this. She can try to chip away at me all during the match, but all I'm going to do is swat her away like a mosquito. She can try to act like Happy Gilmore and Chippin In but she will get knocked out like Bob Barker did to Happy. The point I'm trying to make is this. I'm ready for anything she has to throw at me. She can throw a 101 mile per hour fastball like Aroldis Chapman, I'll smash it out of the park. She can throw a Patrick Mahomes line drive football 78 yards down the field, I'll catch it and score a touchdown. You see the pattern? Anything she tries, I have an answer for.
J Mont: And i plan on dropping a JKO so big on Victoria that she is going to end up in Rivervale wondering what the fuck happened. It’s ok Vicky. Look at the bright side of things. If you have Netflix membership, you can watch my documentary and you will be on there showcasing one of the best JKO’s i have ever given. This is for charity and I'm going to make sure this is the one that the UNIVERSE will never forget. I'm sure it will also make YouTube and Google Play and it may even end your career in wrestling but since the pandemic a lot of blondes have found another way to make income since they can't find a job or don't want to leave the house.
J Mont: Word of advice, once you sign up for it, use your social media to promote it so you can get a lot of subscriptions signed up because that 20 percent fee for all transactions will add up. You can be a 4th generational talent there but not the ring. This is my ring. It’s my time. You really don't know what you are getting yourself into. You may try your best to get the 4 sticks on me but the only sticks in my life are mozzarella with marinara sauce. You are going to fade away when this charity event is over. Good news is that I'm going to donate to yours after, but the bad news is that you wont be no future queen. After the world sees how bad you get your small ass handed to you, they are going to nominate someone else to be the future queen of the Strader family. And as I sit back and think about it now, you don't have the ASS to do an ONLYFANS. Shit, you may need to Doordash or Uber as your next career.
J Mont: I'm sure Atara is going to spin those words I just said about Victoria and her ASS, but she is just another one like the many females here in this wrestling world. They all talk so much shit about me and stir the pot, but they truly want to be with me and they are jealous of me being with Mia. Sucks for them. They all had their chances but not anymore. And the only chance Victoria has to beat me is if I miss my flight and guess what? I can't miss a flight when I'm taking my own private jet. So I will be in Hawaii to defeat Victoria and donate to all the charities. A WIN WIN for J Mont.
E kala mai ua hoʻopau wau i kāu huakaʻi i hawaii Victoria!
