Post by thekidsarealright on Oct 19, 2021 23:56:29 GMT -5
“Now I know that none of you people have heard of me before. That’s kay. This is my chance to make an impression and show you all who I am and why you’re going to be creaming yourselves every time I walk into the ring from this day forward. I’m not one of those girls who shows up to the ring trying to be all spoopy and special, who are too focused on some creepy nonsense in their quest to be intimidating. I’m NOT happy to be here, and I’m NOT just so honored by the sparkling lights in my eyes about dreams coming true or proving myself or some shit. And I’m definitely not here trying to prove something about feminism or any other ham-fisted political cause.
I have one purpose and one purpose only here-- Donating money to fucking charity I guess– But if there are TWO things I am here for it is to fucking beat anyone who gets in my way.
That’s some shit to remember.
I have more important things on my mind. Speaking of…
Hello bitches.
My name is Dawn Motherfucking Halliwell
I don’t know either of these bitches from manners. That’s just the way things are. And sometimes I try and find that shit out but I’m gonna be real with you two… You’re spooky supernatural bitches. I’ve had it up to HERE with spooky bitches. I have no problem putting you all down to the mat. I might not have the career that some of you cunts do but I’m gonna put you all on notice.
I don’t care the tragic backstory or the fucking dark poetry you have on livejournal or tumblr or whatever.
I’m here to fucking win.
So move aside. Get on your knees and pray.
Because nothing and no one is getting in my way.
I’m not my brother. I’m not scared of punching a motherfucker in the face. I’m not scared of my own shadow. I don’t have the trauma and the abuse daddy dearest poured in his ear. Back home I might have some opinions on whose good and whose bad. I might give a flying fuck about protecting certain people from fucking creeps. But here? Here I don't worry about being good or being bad. I throw morality and alignment out the goddamn window. The ring is the one place that shit doesn’t matter. Win or you lose. It means I've done some bad things. I've been a bad person. Even before I got myself taken in by a psycho apocalypse cult for a few months, I was prone to going too far, pushing big buttons, and leaning a little dark.
So maybe I don't deserve a family. Maybe I don't deserve to have a good life, with people who I love showing me love back.
But guess what?
I have that anyway.
One of the hardest things in life I've had to learn is that a lot of times, people get shit they don't deserve, while the deserving get shit. Life isn't fucking fair. People die. People grow up not knowing the families. People never get to hold their kids. People lose everything for no fucking reason, while truly terrible people get to live the fucking high life.
Case in point - Warren. That adorable fucker is my life. We weren’t always close. He was having a teenage rebellion with a pain cult headed by--surprise surprise--a spooky bitch with supernatural shit. I was taking orders from dear old dad and doing whatever he wanted to make him proud.
But he got out. Dad died. I could have left him to fuck off and wallow in self pitty. But I’m about protecting my family. Which means I am here because he wants to be here. I’m in this match because he wants to spread his little fucking wings and try outside the company. I’ve been outside IWF, it’s not my cup of tea. But Warren deserves good things. So I get him good fucking things.
Second case in point?
You don't deserve what I'm gonna do to you for it.
Because nobody deserves what I'm gonna fucking do to you.
You really should pay better attention, Halloween Express and Aesthetic Tumblr.
I don’t care. I don’t care about the pain. Or the witchcraft or the bullshit, okay?
I'm a human being. We've dammed up the biggest rivers in the world to power our televisions. We've seen giant fucking mountains and turned them into massive statues of presidents that half our high-school students can't even name. We've driven back the forests and changed the fucking coastline because we wanted a place to live. When mother nature throws diseases at us, we find other, scarier diseases to inject into our bloodstreams to beat them up and steal their lunch money. We build cities on the coast below sea level and fucking DARE the oceans to come and fucking get some, and when Mother Nature does? We say 'fuck you bitch' and rebuild that city in the SAME FUCKING PLACE because WE'RE HUMANITY and FUCK YOU. We climb the highest mountain in the world for FUN, and we're so fucking crazy that we look at all of the unknown dangers of fucking SPACE and think to ourselves - yeah alright, let's conquer the shit out of THAT.
If there's one thing that I've learned over the past few weeks, its that there's nothing in this world that can match the Human Will to look at anything that wants to dare try to hold our species back, tell that thing to go fuck itself, and deck it in the schnoz.
So fuck you and the pale horse you rode in on.
ALL.
BLOODY.
HAIL."
